Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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