fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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