DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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