the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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