jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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