I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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