People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Randomize
