You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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