Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm sobbing to NWA
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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