Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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