Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
vagina is talking i cant
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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