i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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