what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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