Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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