Whoa Z and x make the same sound
operation have a gay friend backfired
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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