Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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