ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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