I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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