Don't you send me to vm
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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