My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
BRING THE BAGELS
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
