remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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