The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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