I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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