this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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