You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
not ubering you a puppy
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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