no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
So much Jack, so little girl.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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