My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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