I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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