and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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