have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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