garbage
garbage dick
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you win
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i believe in u and ur pee
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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