He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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