it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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