Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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