I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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