Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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