I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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