Im at strip club and am horny
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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