The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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