Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He did a backflip because drugs
Randomize