ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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