Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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