Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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