remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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