Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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