Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize