Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Dick very happy bro
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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