do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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