just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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