Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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