is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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