I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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