kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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