tell your sister to shave her snatch
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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