i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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