I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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