420 ftw
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
it's great music for shaving your balls
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
