This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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